i dont know how he got record deal
i could play sports and rap beter than o’ neal
because hes seven feet tall doesnt mean hes made of steel
hes tryna stay fit eatin a salad meal

but there is one person i would never beat
hes tall and skinny but you could tell he got meat
from his head to his toes, from his face to his feet
its the fresh prince man hes full of comedy

and there is one person who got good rhymes
he couldnt beat kanye so you know he lies
hell take me to the candy shop but cant spend a dime
hes worth 50 cent and he got shot nine times

i dont wanna oppose but it really shows
that the 80′s is over so stop comin out with those
i mean in thriller you could stike a pose
get out of here with your barbie doll nose

you wonder why you dont got no friends
you be like oops i did it again
you dont got no hair you look like a man
this is all why you dont got no fans