What do i do with a barbie up my butt?

i was feeling a little squirrely and shoved one of my daughters favorite barbie doll up my anus and then i took it out and the head was still up there.i tried pooping it out but its stuck and blocking the poop from coming out..its painful please help
i was feeling excited maybe i shouldnt of shoved lemiwinks up my butt either..its going on 2 weeks now that poor fella isnt comin out

*scratches head*damn.

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