I am dating and very much in love with this midget girl whos 3 feet tall?

Every time we go to a resturant I roll her in a baby cradle so she dont have to walk, she is always dressed in fancy shirts and have plenty of diamonds on her, everyone stares but i dont care cuz i love her.Peoples like whos that your baby? Im like thats my wife. I just brought her a new car. From Barbie Funhouse World. Its remote control and a flashy red color she loves it. She drives around in it all day. I evne put mini sized lambogini doors on that so it looks like shes riding on blades.I’m thinking about getting her one of these helicoptors where u buy at toys r us cuz she always wanted to fly. She’s the best girl friend in the world. sometimes wen we are playing spy games i just put her in my polly pocket so she can bust a James Bond Oompa Loompa style. The thing is I want ot have sex with her now but i’m afarid i might kill her. Wat should i do? Yahoo users? This is no joke the lover of two people is at stake. She might be the size of a poodle, but i love her

And the question is………….?

Has she ever seen a female doctor? EVER??

They can check these things for you, (be prepared to be measured………use your imagination…….)

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