new barbie doll ideas?(20 charries)?
Hmm…
Divorce barbie,complete with kids,dog,horse,cats,house,All of barbie’s 2 million cars,a divorce contract,and ken’s fancy $200 silverware from his gramma!ages 3+
College student barbie,with failed homework,a 3-ring binder,a pink backpack,chewed up pencils,her notebooks with personal doodles and secerets,and a ‘how to fail school guide’ for you!Ages 4+
A teacher barbie,with whiny kids,a pile ‘o books,a deluxe $300 smashed-up desk,and the extra ‘mini-skirt and tube top teaching outfit’. Extra for you:how to raise proper kids booklet.Ages 3+
And last,but not least,the overweight barbie,with piles of candy bars,chip bags,empty plates and bowls,10 assorted fatty,sugary,caloric foods,XXXXL extra outfits,a broken chair,a tv,a tv remote,and a couple diet books and videos.ages 4+
Lol!I hate barbie!
White trash Barbie, with dirty/torn clothes, welfare check, 5 kids, and a crack pipe. You can also get white trash Ken, with a beer stained wife-beater, and missing teeth. And they would live in the Barbie trailer home, which is rust brown, and has bricks under one wheel. Ages 4+
