Funny ransom note ideas about Stewie Griffin & Sid the sloth from Ice Age?
I’m trying to think of silly ransom notes to give to my friend. I stole a Stewie Griffin plush doll from him yesterday, as well as a Sid the sloth from Ice Age. I don’t know why I took them, but now that I have them I might as well have some fun with them 
Unfortunately, I am having a little trouble (Okay that’s a lie…A LOT of trouble) thinking of ideas. I don’t watch Family Guy a whole lot and I don’t retain information well enough to use it in a thing like this. Like quotes or funny sayings from the show that can be applied to this sort of thing. My brothers can do that easy, but I . . . can not 
Help please!
This is actually a note that Stewie left for Brian (the dog) when he ran away to england.
Dear stupid dog -
I’ve gone to live with the children on jolly farm. Good bye forever. Stewie.
P.S. I never got a chance to return that sweater Lois gave me for Christmas. Umm, I left the receipt on top of my bureau. I’m probably over the thirty day return limit but umm… I’m sure if you make a fuss they’ll at least give you a store credit or something. Umm.. It’s actually not a horrible sweater. It’s… It’s just I can’t imagine when I’d ever wear it you know? Oh I also left a button on the bureau. I’m not sure what it goes to, but I can never bring myself to throw a button away. I know that as soon as I do, I’ll find the garment it goes to and then it’ll… Wait a minute, could it be from the sweater? Did that sweater have buttons? Hmm… Well I should wrap this up before I start to ramble. Again, goodbye forever.
P.P.S. You know, it might be a little chilly in London, I’m actually going to take the sweater.
As to sid, I’m sorry, I can’t help you.
