Just 4 fun, can you write a a little story re: GETTING LOST IN THE DESERT,and include 5 of these lines?
1. Please don’t tell me another story about scorpions.
2. We shall dance a Norwegian fertility jig and then quietly die.
3. Arizona….Arizona…. BAH!!!!
4. I KNOW you didn’t mean to……But I’m still gonna kill ‘ya.
5. PROBABLY ??? Is that ALL you can say?! .
6. Visions of biker chicks and diminutive clowns.
7. But nooooooooo. YOU wanted to see the Southwest
8. Gad!! This reminds me of ____________.
9. And to my brother I leave my GI Joe dolls………
10. Suuuuuuuure ……. Right after I join the astronaut program.
MOSES AND THE DESERT
JOSHUA: Please don’t tell me another story about scorpions. I don’t need any more stories. (1) We’ve been wondering in this God-forsaken….
MOSES: God-forsaken! That’s no way for the next leader of the Israelites to speak.
JOSHUA: You can talk. You get to see a burning bush. All I get are visions of biker chicks and diminutive clowns. (6)
MOSES: Well, I was going to take you all straight to the Promised Land, but nooooooooo. YOU wanted to see the Southwest (7) Sinai Peninsula. Did you think we’d be able to cover all the sights in just a 10 day tour special? I’ve taken you to places aren’t even on the maps of the Egyptian Tourist Office.
JOSHUA: And for good reason, I might add. After all, I don’t know of anyone else who can name 10,000 sand dunes.
MOSES: And aren’t you glad to have seen them. However, as much as I am loving all this, I have to break the news to you that all this will probably come to an end soon. I just caught a glimpse of what I think is Mt. Nebo.
JOSHUA: PROBABLY ??? Is that ALL you can say?! (5) After almost 40 years of manna and quail and sand dunes, all you can say is that we are probably there.
MOSES: I was trying to come up with something more profound, like “one small step for me and a giant step for history” but I don’t think I have the phrasing right. Think you could help me?
JOSHUA: Suuuuuuuure ……. Right after I join the astronaut program (10)
MOSES: I hate to get teary eyed on you, but I feel like I’m closing the book on something important. Gad!! This reminds me of the last episode of MASH.(8) (as he stiffles a sniff)
(Postscript: The next day, Moses left the camp, climbed Mt. Nebo and was never heard of again. Joshua took command of the motley tribe, crossed the River Jordan and proceeded to Jericho. where his act brought down the house.)
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