OUTRAGEOUS!!!! SEX and train spotting.?
I like to take my inflatable doll GF train spotting as she loves steam engines, normally she stays in my haversack with my marmite sarnies, but last night at Crewe she insisted on coming out onto the platform, that’s when the trouble started, SHE was the one that instigated sex but I was the one arrested!!!! £200 fine AND I missed the 11.05 from wigan!!! What new hobby do you think we could take up? (bearing in mind that she is scared of heights).
You need to stop making excuses for her! You need to have a frank conversation, and I mean NOW, addressing your concerns. Are you willing to spend the rest of your life posting bail and getting hung out to dry?? Remind her that balloons are a dime a dozen. If she is not willing or able to amend her behavior for both of yours’ sakes, it’s time to move on. If possible, I would stop short of exposing her to sharp objects. Just remember you are in charge! Of the air pump.
Best of luck!
