What are some of your funniest jokes?
How do you torture Hellen Keller? Stick a plunger in the toilet, Hand her a Baseketball.
Did you know Hellen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? Neither did she
What’s the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A Pizza can feed a family of four.
What’s white and fourteen inches long?
Absolutely nothing!
2 guys walked into a bar, the third one ducked.
Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He doesn’t know he’s black.
Why cant mexicans play uno?
Because they always steal the green card
A cucumber, an olive and a penis are talking.
The cucumber says “I hate my life, when I get big fat and juicy they cut me up and put me in salad.”
The olive says “That’s nothing, when I get big fat and juicy they cut me up and put me on pizza.”
The penis says “You think you have it bad, when I get big fat and juicy they put me in a bag, throw me in a cave, shut the door and leave me there till I throw up”
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Some not too smart gangsters decide to rob a bank. After several days of planning they agree on the best plan. The next day they get to work and are able to get into the bank relatively easy thanks to their planning. Once inside the main vault they discover one wall is full of safety deposit boxes and start to work on them immediately. They drill and pry open the first box only to find a small container of vanilla pudding inside.
The Head Gangster says, “Okay, well, at least we can eat it.” So they eat the pudding. They drill and pry open up the second safety deposit box and there sits another pudding. They decide to devour it too.
Determined to find the goods, the process continues for the rest of the night until all the safety deposit boxes have been opened. They didn’t find any money or jewelry in any of the boxes. Disappointed the head gangster said, “Well, at least they left something for us to eat.”
The next day, while listening to the news they hear:”Yesterday the largest SPERM bank in the USA was robbed by an unknown group of people…..”
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This last one was posted for the sake of stupidity…
There is a man in the park peeing in a fountain and a cop comes up to him and says, “Sir you need to zip that up. You aren’t supposed to pee in a public fountain like that”
So the cop is leaving and the man zips up his pants but is laughing hysterically. finally the cop says “What are you laughing at?” and the man says “I zipped it up but I didnt stop!”
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