Cougar Barbie and G.I.-Joe costume info on box?
I am going as Cougar Barbie and my boy Friend (who is 7 years younger than me) is going as GI-Joe in a box. just like you would buy on the shelf in the store. I want to put a warning label that is funny but not to disgusting on them. his will have a try me on the box (i burp and fart) mine will a pull my string and she’ll ask out her son’s friends or something like that. that’s were I need ideas. give me ideas on what else would be funny to use on the box it self or what other interactive things I can do to make this very funny. Thanks
What about a warning saying that you are subject to explosive outburst of ranting and cussing due to impending menopause (or PMS) and to keep all firearms and sharp weapons out of reach. It could also have a disclaimer that the company is not responsible for any in juries or death tresulting from this doll’s behavior. You could also has a warning about the posssiblities of contracting STD’s unless using protection . GI Joe could have a big word splash that says “ONE OFFICAL ARMY ISSUED CONDOM INCLUDED”. And Barbie’s box could say ‘includes a coupon for one free bottle of Geritol” (or BenGay rub). Barbie’s could” include one pair of nude color support hose”. Or maybe Barbie could have a label that says “her teeth really come out! ” *(like dentures) Or she could come with one of those pill boxes that are labeld for each day of the week.
