I was just wondering. Did Barbie Doll and Ken get a divorce?…. I mean?
I was in the store with a lady friend looking for a gift for her grandaughter and noticed that Barbie has the house, both sports cars, even the 4×4, the yacht and all the jewelry.
Does Ken even have a watch left?
Ken finally came out of the closet when Barbie confronted him about the purple disco outfit and he broke down. She left him for GI Joe.
AND, by the way, it was Ken who got the alimony. Barbie is rich from her multiple careers as a vet, doctor, model, teacher, flight attendant, pilot, commando, astronaut, beach bunny/surf instructor, NY business woman, cheerleader, scientist, fashion designer, beauty shop operator and X Files agent.
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BARBIE Party Cruise
$56.99
Barbie doll can cruise, party and play on this luxurious getaway. Fold open the water slide and make a splash in the poolcuzzi. Fold the slide over, and a disco ball comes out, plus music and lights for a dance party. Set up the rotating buffet with aquarium and luxurious suite for Barbie doll to relax in. Sounds include 2 disco songs with lights activation, 1 cruise ship horn and water and dolphi…
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Barbie Yacht Club Sailor Beach Fashions (1994)
$24.95
Barbie Yacht Club Sailor Beach Fashions is a 1994 Mattel production set. Model #13018, Asst. 13021. Included in the package is a Yellow color Rain Slicker that has red & white striped fabric trim collar & cuffs, a denim skirt that has gold ribbon criss-cross lacing up the front w/bow at top, a white crop top with an anchor on front, a pair of white shoes and a white beach bag with red bottom & blu…
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Promiscuities: The Secret Struggle for Womanhood
$4.71
In this provocative and highly personal book, bestselling author Naomi Wolf explores a subject that has long been taboo in our society: women’s sexual coming-of-age. Promiscuities brazenly exposes the truths behind the conflicting messages directed at young women during and after the sexual revolution. Drawing on surprising examples from the ancient and recent past, along with vivid recollections …
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Slum Beautiful
$14.38
Slum beautiful is a remarkable, straight forward, poetic and eye stretching memoir of KyDeja Morgan’s (Slum Beautiful) struggling life. In her first 28 years of life she was molested, practiced blasphemous acts, robbed, sold drugs, used drugs, prostituted, and arrested and almost prosecuted for the murders of both her mother and brother. Like her other siblings, Slum was raised in a dysfunctional …
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Love Food and Live Well: Lose Weight, Get Fit, and Taste Life at Its Very Best
$3.94
Go ahead. Get passionate about the food you eat. You don’t have to hide it. You can love food and lose weight at the same time! The secret, which you’ll learn about in Love Food and Live Well, is to know when to have carrot cake and when it’s time for just a carrot. For most dieters, food is the daunting factor that trips up our best intentions to lose weight and get fit. Let Chantel Hobbs…
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