Would you rather…………?
Would you rather:
eat prunes or puréed salmon? listen to “mmm bop” or “barbie girl” for 2 days straight? eat a cow tongue or a buffalo heart? live in the realm of teletubbies or barney? use itch weed for smoking or as toilet paper? be somewhere where there is no sunlight or 24 hour sunlight? swim with eels or squid? puke up hotdogs or rice? be on live tv for either Americas most wanted or cheaters? be electrocuted or deep fried? be born with no toes or fingers? be a paper clip or a safety pin? be tinkerbell or wendy? be allergic to the sun or water? have no eyebrows or hair (on head)? be a turtle or a slug?
pick one…don’t say neither!!!
prunes barbie girl tongue actually has a reasonable texture and taste whereas heart is really rough meat teletubbies!! I want some friggin tubby custard uhh i think smoking it would kill you but i guess i’d still do it no sunlight so i could sleeeeep eels if they’re not electric rice would be absorbent and not as gross cheaters cause some people give you credit and you wont go to jail electrocuted if i can still live or deep fried if i can eat myself no toes, they arent as important, I tried walking without toes and it was easy, i tried doing anything without fingers and i started eating ice cream in depression paper clips are used more tinkerbell cause um i really dont know you need water to live whereas you can survive without sun no eyebrows cause i could grow hair down to my eyes turtle cause they have a house on their back, and you said slug not snail so they dont have one.
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