What would you write for the Queen’s Speech on Christmas Day?
Imagine you are asked to write the speech – what would you put and why? I would dress up the Queen in a pink sparkly outfit with a fluffy tiara and sparkly wand and sit her on a Barbie throne and have her decree that all her subjects would be entitled to a free footmassage and a packet of Jelly Babies every week for life. Ha ha ha, there’s some great answers here that are making me laugh out loud … keep going! More, please! Ha ha ha, there’s some great answers here that are making me laugh out loud … keep going! More, please!
As you will all know, I am head of state and not those revolting Scotsmen Blair, Brown, Cameron and Campbell. I have therefore decided to send them all to the Tower. At the end of this broadcast, some 0900 numbers will appear on the screen so you may decide which bits we chop orff first. And a happy and holy Christmas to you all.
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