Space clown thinks I’m a traitor to the clowny cause!?
He’s is sending his manipulating mind altering mimes to try and capture me.
What he doesn’t know is, I am immune to the mind games of meddling mimes. And I have my good friends Barbie, Ken and Action Jackson to help knockout these nuisances.
I need some good ideas as to how we should plan our “Mime Masacre” and clear my name so “Space Clown will be my friend again.
We don’t want to hurt the “mimes” just teach them a lesson!
As the maximum clown congress man of earth you should tell Ronald to help you out, I’m pretty sure he can take the mime out with a heart attack unless the mime is a vegetarian.
Well he has fatty salads to.
good day.
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Reckless Heart
$5.20
Slipping. Lydia Bontrager’s youngest sister is frighteningly ill, and as a good Amish daughter, it falls to Lydia to care for her siblings and keep the household running, in addition to working as a teacher’s assistant and helping part time at her grandmother’s bakery. Succumbing to stress, Lydia gives in to one wild night and returns home drunk. The secret of that mistake leaves Lydia feeling eve…
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Baseball in April and Other Stories
$2.40
The Mexican American author Gary Soto draws on his own experience of growing up in California’s Central Valley in this finely crafted collection of eleven short stories that reveal big themes in the small events of daily life. Crooked teeth, ponytailed girls, embarrassing grandfathers, imposter Barbies, annoying brothers, Little League tryouts, and karate lessons weave the colorful fabric of Sot…
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Motherhood Confidential: The Strange Disappearance of My Best Friend
$0.85
The parent’s anti-advice book, it’s chicken soup for the spleen of all those ex-best friends bumped for baby. Ex-best friends—a single, rural, attachment-parenting homeschooler and a married urban working mom, estranged by their polarized parenting perspectives–reunite to challenge the mothering taboos that alienate women from themselves and each other. This comic Rashomon journey throu…
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