have you ever seen these new children books?
1 u r different and thats bad
2 dads new wife timothy
3 pop! goes the kitten..and other great microwave games
4 testing homemade parachutes using only ur household pets
5. the hardy boyss, the barbie twins, and the vice squad
6. baber meets the taxidermist
7. curious george and the high voltage fence
8. the boy who died from eating all his vegtables
9. spend up big whith the change from your moms purse
10. the pou up book of human anatomy
11. things rich kids have, but you never will
12. contolling the playground: respect through fear
13. you were an accident
14. strangers have the best candy
15. the ittle siisy who snitched
16. some kittens can fly!
17. kathy was so bad her mom stopped loving her
18. all dogs go to hell
19. the kids guide to hitch hiking
20. when mommy and daddy dont know the answer, they say god did it
21. garfield gets feline leukemia
22. what is that dog doing to that other dog?
23. why cant mr fork and ms electrical outlet be friends?
warped but funny. where can i get ‘em?
here’s a more complete list-
Login To Vote1106Santa Clause, Easter Bunny and Other Lies
Login To Vote2105You Were An Accident
Login To Vote396Pop Goes the Hamster (and Other Great Microwave Games)
Login To Vote493Strangers Have the Best Candy
Login To Vote588Dad’s New Wife Robert
Login To Vote686Games Mommy and Daddy play when you aren’t around
Login To Vote775Bi-Curious George
Login To Vote874There’s A Man Inside Barney
Login To Vote973Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
Login To Vote1073Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
Login To Vote1172Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
Login To Vote1272You Are Different and That’s Bad
Login To Vote1369The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
Login To Vote1468Curious George and the Electric fence
Login To Vote1568How to Blackmail Older Siblings for Fun and Profit.
Login To Vote1667Good reasons to fear the dark
Login To Vote1757Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
Login To Vote1855Tasty things found under the sink
Login To Vote1954Some Kittens Can Fly
Login To Vote2053what jack and jill really did up the hill
Login To Vote2150Pooh goes Postal
Login To Vote2249Ernie and Bert explore sexuality
Login To Vote2345Matches, Gas, and Fire: A Guide for Young Pyromaniacs
Login To Vote2443″Investigating the groans in mommys room when daddy isn’t around”
Login To Vote2540Your nightmares are real
Login To Vote26381001 Lies Your Parents tell You so you Won’t Have Any Fun
Login To Vote2737The Time The Coyote Really Catches The Roadrunner
Login To Vote2836Harry Potter and a Pair of Hermonies Panties
Login To Vote2933Stop and Roll – a Joe Camel’s Guide to Smoking
Login To Vote3030And thats why we now call uncle Robert Auntie Roberta
Login To Vote3130Why Mr. Fork and Mrs. Electrical outlett cannot be friends
Login To Vote3229Potty Time for Dummies
Login To Vote3329Whos’ your Daddy?
Login To Vote3428Frank the Friendly Firearm
Login To Vote3528Why Mommy spanks Daddy when he’s been bad.
Login To Vote3627The Little Engine That Couldn’t
Login To Vote3726Horton Screws a Who
Login To Vote3826Junior Pyromaniac–199 fun games with matches
Login To Vote3926Why Daddy likes young women by Hugh Hefner
Login To Vote4025If You’re Bad, the Earth Will Explode and Mommy and Daddy Will Die
Login To Vote4123A Guide to Wall Coloring
Login To Vote4221101 Inexpensive Pranks to Pull on Your Parents
Login To Vote4321Curious George and the Medicine Cabinet
Login To Vote4421″The Exciting World of Germs: They Are Everywhere and They Want to Kill You.”
Login To Vote4520Learning to love your new parents because Daddy needed some extra cash
Login To Vote4620Poop Can Be Fun
Login To Vote4718Why mommy and daddy say “Were Busy,” all the time.
Login To Vote4817fun with big knives
Login To Vote4916A beginer’s guide to peeping on the babysitter
Login To Vote5016The Alter Boy’s Survival Guide
Login To Vote5116Your Mommy’s Real Job
Login To Vote5215Fit in or Get out
Login To Vote5315guess who’s adopted
Login To Vote5415The Broken Glass, Rusty Nails, and Road Salt Activity Book
Login To Vote5515The Gat In The Hat (And Other Tales From The Hood)
Login To Vote5615″You Are Uglier Than Everyone Else In the World.”
Login To Vote5714All Cats Go To Hell
Login To Vote5814Cults, Porn, Slashing Your wrists and Other Fun Hobbies
Login To Vote5913Playtime with the opposite sex!
Login To Vote6012The Monsters that DO live in your closet want you Dead
Login To Vote6111The Little Shotgun That Could
Login To Vote6210Dialing 9-1-1 Can Be Fun!
Login To Vote6310How to hide a dead dog
Login To Vote649″Paste is tasty and nutritious.”
Login To Vote658A children’s guide to colors- black, white, latino…
Login To Vote668Everyone Hates You Because Your Different-A Nazi Coloring Book
Login To Vote678The Night Santa And Mummy Had Fun
Login To Vote687Executions Illustrated Picture Book
Login To Vote697junior necronomicon
Login To Vote707Public Masturbation For Fun and Profit
Login To Vote717Randy the Razor Goes to Artery Town
Login To Vote727The Little Engine That Didn’t Try, And Ended Up Happier
Login To Vote737Why Tickle-Me-Elmo Likes To Be Tickled
Login To Vote747Your Siblings are Full of Candy
Login To Vote757″Fun poses for fun games with the opposite sex”
Login To Vote766The Truth About Potty Training: You’ll Go Down the Drain!
Login To Vote775Bieng special isnt always good.
Login To Vote785Deadly weapons and other things to keep away Bullies
Login To Vote795My Li’l Book of Home Surgery
Login To Vote805Who shat in the hat?
Login To Vote815″Junior’s Guide to Starting An Evil World Order.”
Login To Vote824Babies First Murder Weapon
Login To Vote833Amtrack and You – Junior’s First Run Away Guide
Login To Vote843Junior Scientist Poison Making Kit
Login To Vote853The cheerleader sleeps with the football team to be popular
Login To Vote863You Used To Have Little Sister But Your Parents Ate Her
Login To Vote873Your Parents Planto Eat You
Login To Vote883″Little Junior’s Guide to Satanism”.
Login To Vote892Sweatshops Are Fun(Published by Nike)
Login To Vote902Why your parents hate you
Login To Vote912′Why I worship Satan’ an autobiography
Login To Vote921Booty and the Breast
Login To Vote931Daddy gave birth to me!?!
Login To Vote941Daddys Pussing Sores and Other Reasons Why Mommy Left Us
Login To Vote951Don’t Look Under Your Bed
Login To Vote961Don’t Ever Work in a Cubicle
Login To Vote971Enslave Your Parents-A Big Book Of Hypnosis
Login To Vote981Fun with guns
Login To Vote991Harold and His Hidden Purple Crayon
Login To Vote1001Harry Potter Goes To Hell
Login To Vote1011Homicide With Common Household Items!
Login To Vote1021Horton Shanks a Whore
Login To Vote1031how the kids broke up the marriage
Login To Vote1041illegitemate children and other consequences of casual sex
Login To Vote1051Matches are fun, and running with sissors is cool.
Login To Vote1061Penthouse kids
Login To Vote1071Some Dogs Go To Hell
Login To Vote1081The Berenstain Bears and the Big Lawsuit
Login To Vote1091the cookies are there and your family is not
Login To Vote1101Why not to yank on daddy’s nono speical place.
Login To Vote1110why mommy always has boo boos
Login To Vote1120Witches are coming to eat you
Login To Vote113-1″Special” Balloons, by Justin Case
Login To Vote114-1Barney: Make your own bomb kit
Login To Vote115-1How to Swim, by Andrea Yates
Login To Vote116-1how you were an accident
Login To Vote117-1What to do when Mom and Dad forget you in the mall.
Login To Vote118-1Why mommy was missing and my aunty took over.
Login To Vote119-2Blue’s Blues: A Little Boy’s Guide To Blowing Your Way Through Life
Login To Vote120-2Charlie Brown and Snoop Dog
Login To Vote121-2kalculus for kids
Login To Vote122-2″Your Parents Wanted to Drop You off In the Jungle When You Were Born.”
Login To Vote123-3Mary Kay LeTourneau’s Study Skills Guide
Login To Vote124-4Daddy’s Third Leg.
Login To Vote125-4Neverland Sleepover party- pajamas optional
Login To Vote126-4Urine Accident
Login To Vote127-4Watch Dick and Jane. See them do naughty things to each other.
Login To Vote128-4Your parents hate you and so do I
Login To Vote129-4your pet is trying to kill you
Login To Vote130-5Mr. Oppidopodiddlyiousiousnuss an his school registaration
Login To Vote131-5The Bush Book
Login To Vote132-650 Favorite Children Recipes (children not included)
Login To Vote133-6barbies
Login To Vote134-6Bob The Builder. Can we fix it? Bob The Builder. No, you broke it forever.
Login To Vote135-6Playing doctor with Uncle Ed
Login To Vote136-6Religion is a Lot of B.S.
Login To Vote137-6stripper ripper
Login To Vote138-6″Barney does’nt really love you, and your not special.”
Login To Vote139-7Cats Taste Better Than
Login To Vote140-8Keep yourself fit 4 life (richard simmons audio cassette included)
Login To Vote141-8Who the “Stork” really is 
Login To Vote142-11″Curious” George explores sexuality.
Login To Vote143-11Little Jack Horny
Login To Vote144-12barbie
Login To Vote145-12Driving your parents mad in 21 days
Login To Vote146-12Harry’s Hotter: With Magical, Visually Stunning Illustations
Login To Vote147-12the joys of dangily parts
Login To Vote148-13Harry Potter and the Certified Financial Planner
Login To Vote149-13Junior Woodchuck Make your own hand grenades
Login To Vote150-13Where babies come from: A love making tutorial with the aide of porno
Login To Vote151-15Finding new Parents
Login To Vote152-16Teasing unleashed
Login To Vote153-17why jack fell down the hill
Login To Vote154-18Mr. Sausage’s visit to the cave
Login To Vote155-18why picking your nose is good
Login To Vote156-20Dr Seuss sequel: Blue E-mails and Spam
Login To Vote157-21Cannible Carl and the Giant Feast
Login To Vote158-23Pop! Goes the Hamster… And Other Microwave Games
Login To Vote159-23You’re Different, and That’s Bad
Login To Vote160-24″Das Kleine Kapital” by Karl Marx
Login To Vote161-24Children Are Short.
Login To Vote162-24Osama Bin Laden and Bert explore sexuality.
Login To Vote163-24the storks day off
Login To Vote164-26worst gift ideas
Login To Vote165-27My First DotCom
Login To Vote166-27Where you parents hide fun things
Login To Vote167-30The Tortise, Hare, and horny Toad
Login To Vote168-31Harry Potter and the bad, bad witch
Login To Vote169-32″Buck Buck,” said the little shotgun that could.
Login To Vote170-32That’s why Freddy likes elm street.
Login To Vote171-32The Teacher’s Pet illustrated by Vargas
Login To Vote172-32Y2K Survivalist’s To-Do List
Login To Vote173-34Arithmetic Alice in Numberland
Login To Vote174-34Guide to the WomanArouser 5000
Login To Vote175-34You’re special, and that’s bad.
Login To Vote176-42NetNanny for enquiring minds
Login To Vote177-44Flaming Dan Tours Downtown Miami (free Spandex jumper inside!)
Login To Vote178-55Toyphonebook
Login To Vote179-60Mommy and Daddy: Oh, I loathe thee!
