Are there any divoced men on here?
Thought you might get a laugh(or a cry) out of this!!
The Divorced Barbie Doll
One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly
remembers that it’s his daughter’s birthday. He pulls over to a toy shop
and asks the sales person, “How much for one of those Barbie’s in the
display window?”
The salesperson answers, “Which one do you mean, sir? We have:
Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie
for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut
Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95″.
The amazed father asks: “It’s what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95
and the others only $19.95?”
The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: “Sir…,”
Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken’s Car, Ken’s House, Ken’s Boat, Ken’s
Furniture, Ken’s Computer and …Oh! One of Ken’s friends!
LOL – sad but too often true! Though in my case I got the bills and the kids. He got the electronics, the car and a new younger girlfriend! LOL
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