Random questions?
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal
injections?
Do you find it unnerving that what doctors
do is called ‘practice’?
Why are buildings called buildings when
there finished? Shouldn’t they be called
builts?
Why is abbreviated such a long word?
Why is it that when you tell a man there
are 400 billion stars he will believe you, but
when you tell him there’s wet paint he has
to touch it?
Why do you press harder on the
remote-control when you know the
battery is dead?
If the #2 pencil the most popular, why is it
still #2?
Is it possible to have a civil-war?
Why are they called stands when there
made for sitting?
Are you telling the truth when you lie in
bed?
If your vacuum cleaner really sucks, is it a
bad thing?
How can a house burn up when it burns
down?
If physics can predict lottery numbers,
why are they still working?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you need to
buy her friends?
I also have an inquiring mind tonight. If you’ll help me with these, I’ll keep trying to figure yous out. Maybe by switching off, we can find some answers.
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
Do people in Australia call the rest of the world “up over”?
Does that screwdriver belong to Philip?
Does killing time damage eternity?
Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Are part-time bandleaders semi-conductors?
Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?
Daylight savings time – why are they saving it and where do they keep it?
Did Noah keep his bees in archives?
Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans?
Do pilots take crash-courses?
Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?
Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
