Ugliest/worst looking toy ever made?

I think it would have to be a tie between the cabbage patch dolls and Alf (although i loved the show). Can anybody think of any others?

Well, I am probably going back before your time, but I think the Mattel Saucy doll from 1972 is pretty scary! That rubbery face that changes when you crank her arm reminds me of something out of a horror movie! Take a look at her faces in the pictures in this link and you will see what I mean….

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And here is another link to more of them (like a scary doll army of them!!!)

http://cgi.ebay.com/Three-1972-Mattel-Saucy-Dolls-All-Work-No-Reserve_W0QQitemZ170201749500QQihZ007QQcategoryZ335QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

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